What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
08.06.2025 19:22
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What do you mean son?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
True - how I loved my mum!
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”